Well, it's that time again! It's time for me to pass judgment on celebrities based on what they are wearing. One of my favorite pastimes.
This is Toni Collette. I think there is a photograph on the lower part of her dress. ![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-aOxMv_tWZ65mDTHFZ7xTWxaKOXhZF-dAU9UI7roM7__fjSzrDzo6mBAP9d-XE_bEa-Ed_QxTwG0QwAbGGLd9MTmbWcq8ipTLj7EZ3tMLUNcPghBu2V3mEypvuPnD3CgRNq1RsdQs3uo/s320/tonicollette.jpg)
Tina, this dress has a cute cut and shape but the pattern on it came from an Egyptian pyramid.
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Tina, this dress has a cute cut and shape but the pattern on it came from an Egyptian pyramid.
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I don't really know who this is but her dress is very pretty.
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Hey, look! It's the newly married Krasinski's! He is handsome. Her dress is very lavender and something is wrong with it.
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This is just crazy because my arms look exactly like that. It's as if they took a picture of my arms and put them on her body. Crazy.
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This is Mindy Kaling. She is an actress and writer on one of my very favorite shows, "The Office". She is hilarious with a capital H. And this dress is horrid with a capital H. The whole thing is just wrong and I'm not sure what bet she lost but oh my heavens. Bless her heart.
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Detective Olivia Benson is so pretty and her dress is gorgeous but I'm gonna need her to put on some blush.
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This is a girl from "The Hills" and I'm not sure why she deserves to be at the Emmy's. The green looks good on her and the dress is cute but I feel like she could wear that to a country club. This is the Emmy's honey. Dress up. Mmmkay?
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The skirt is fine but I'm pretty certain she got the shirt, belt and necklace from Chico's or something. Talbot's. Whatever.
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This is the necklace of Lea Michelle. I looove it. Maybe I could buy it for myself? I bet it only costs like thirty dollars or something.
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And here is her whole person. Ever so pretty.
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Kristin Wiig is one of my very favorite funny ladies and she is wearing one of my very least favorite dresses.
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I don't know who this pretty little princess is but she is a beautiful little girl. Hooray for being age appropriate!! Although, she is kinda posing like Jon Benet.
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Ohhhh hi! How are you? I'm good! How are you? Good! Oh, okay well your dress is really ugly. Have a great night!
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KATE!!!! OH, you make me wanna THROW UP!! WHAT in the WORLD are you DOING at the EMMY'S, woman!?!? GO HOME. Now. Go home. Go. Home.
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Excellent choice of earrings!
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Jewel reminds me of a table cloth.
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I love everything about this. Love the hair. Love the necklace. Love the bracelets. Love the dress. LOVE. THE. DRESS. Love the cut. Love the color. LOVE.
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Um, I um... um, I ....... I don't...... no.... because, see.... I mean, it's well.... um. Um.
These shoes are fabulous and I could never wear them but oh my gosh. Heidi Klum wears great shoes.
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Hair, awesome. Necklace, AMAZING. Dress, beautiful. Oh, wait, no. Dress is actually a good 2 feet too short.
LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteFantastic re-cap, Thanks so much.
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree Kate go home!!
the purple/black/fire dress was actually on a "magic" list today in our paper. Except, it's just not so magic! Loved reading your critiques! :-) Becca (Casteel) Risley
ReplyDeleteYay, I was waiting on it! :)
ReplyDeleteI just love all of your fashion recaps after awards shows! I laughed out loud at my desk as I scrolled through and read all of the little quips. I think they need the public to host the red carpet, rather than Giuliana and Ryan-- the celebrities should know that their fashion people are not seeing what we're seeing, and should be guided in the non-tablecloth, non-big hair, non-bigbluedressJanuaryJones direction! And I agree-- girlfriend in the purple needs to eat a sandwich, and Kate needs to scoot on home.
ReplyDeleteyou are awesome. and your taste is impeccable.
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